Sunday, May 1, 2011

A Wedding, A Trip around the World (with no pictures), and A Heart Attack

So our YTF, after bravely beating a brave retreat, spend time discussing whether or not the militia is a good idea. Mark is still on board with the idea which makes Judd and Vicki mad. Mark is like, "A change is going to come" and Judd says the change has to be spiritual, and I'm like "O RLY?" in response to Judd's response. Because I haven't seen any sort of change in Judd except that he's stopped "rebelling" and become exactly like his parents which he probably would have done regardless of whether there had been a rapture or not.

Oh and the infamous double wedding between Buck and Chloe and Rayford and Amanda takes place. I really can't comment much on it, save to say that I'm surprised "Love, honour, and obey" wasn't in their vows. I thought someone as patriarchial as Ellanjay would insist upon that. Oh and Rayford and Amanda are moving to New Babylon because the anti-Christ wants all his staff there.

Next up, Bruce and Judd go on a trip around the world and somehow they manage to do this without seeing anything worthy of note. Again, at least Dan Brown, for all his faults, gives you a description of the places his hero goes.

First up is Australia then they go to Indonesia and it's about as boring to type as it is to read. Apparently everyone's dying to hear Bruce's message despite the fact everyone's supposed to be an eeevil athiest now. Oh and Bruce has a heart attack during a flight. But don't worry: people are only allowed to die manly deaths of martyrdom, not heart attacks.

Chaya's mom shows up again in the next chapter and we find out she has cancer. Chaya naturally decides now's her chance to chalk one up on her fuselage and begins trying to convert her.

Meanwhile, the manly men are still trying to talk Mark out of being in the militia by pointing out that if he does join the militia in their attack on the NWO, Rayford's life would be in danger. :cue dramatic prairie dog: This is important because since Rayford is LaHaye's self-insert, he matters above all other human life.

Anyway, I still like Mark because again, he's willing to do something, no matter how futile it may be, to try to prevent the suffering the anti-Christ will bring. That's a hell of a lot more than what the YTF or the TF are willing to do.

Here's a quote from Mark:

"Have any of you considered the possibility that I'm right? I'm going to fight the enemy of this country and the enemy of our souls. People are going to die no matter what. You ought to support me and be thankful the militia is willing to put it all on the line."


Again, the child soldier thing sickens me, especially since didn't Judd want to be a child soldier a few chapters ago, but I feel a need to repeat this: at least they're doing something unlike Bruce "Useless" Barnes and everyone else in this novel.

And that's it for this week.

12 comments:

aunursa said...

Here's the complete description of the double wedding from Book #2:

The double ceremony in Bruce's office two weeks later was the most private wedding anyone could imagine. Only the five of them were in the room. Bruce Barnes concluded by thanking God for all the smiles, the embraces, the kisses, and the prayer.
Tribulation Force, p 425

Mouse said...

That's the complete description?! Yet another reason the kids books are better than the adults: there's actual description. Granted it's just of their vows but still.

Firedrake said...

Goodness! The film takes longer to show the ceremony than it takes to read that paragraph!

Firedrake said...

Having thought about this a bit more, I think it shows a failure of LaHaye even as a propagandist. First rule of writing a Socratic debate is surely "don't raise questions to which you don't have an answer" - and yet, the big question of "why aren't the rest of you trying to do anything to alleviate human suffering" is never answered at all. (He at least has the sense not to have any character say "I thought Christians were supposed to, y'know, be nice to everyone".)

Anonymous said...

So... if TF says that there were only five in the room and YTF includes a description which, I am assuming, comes from the vantage point of one of the kids then does that mean the kids have invisibility powers?

:D

Mouse said...

I'm with Anonymous: the invisibility powers makes these books infinitely more interesting even if it'll probably raise more questions later on.

aunursa said...

That's the complete description?! Yet another reason the kids books are better than the adults: there's actual description.

If it's not part of the End Times Checklist, why bother?

So... if TF says that there were only five in the room and YTF includes a description which, I am assuming, comes from the vantage point of one of the kids then does that mean the kids have invisibility powers?

At least the authors of the spinoff series attempted to preverve continuity. Neesa Hart wanted her protagonist in End of State to witness the double murder of Stone-a-gal and Todd-Cothran, so the White House staff watched the meeting on a video feed.

The Old Maid said...

Anonymous wrote: So... if TF says that there were only five in the room and YTF includes a description which, I am assuming, comes from the vantage point of one of the kids then does that mean the kids have invisibility powers?

That certainly would have helped them survive, since they aren't invited to Bruce Barnes' secret hole-in-the-ground shelter.

Left Behind: The Kids: Volume 8: Death Strike (c2000).


Judd [Thompson, Jr.] and Vicki [Byrne] crept to Bruce’s office and listened outside the door. Bruce told the couples where to stand and led them through the double ceremony.

“I’m not going to preach a sermon,” Bruce said. “You’ve heard enough of those. But I do want to challenge you. With what lies ahead, with the uncertainty all around us, cling to each other. Love each other. Forgive each other. Put each other’s needs ahead of your own, as Christ did. And let no one, no one come between what God has divinely joined.”

Judd heard Buck say his vows. Buck’s voice was trembling. “Chloe, I promise to love you, and you only. I will honor you above all others, above even my own life.” Chloe responded with her vows.

Then Rayford pledged himself to Amanda, saying, “I will treasure the gift God has given me in you.”

“And I am yours, Rayford,” Amanda said, “whether in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer, until death separates us.”

Bruce finished by praying, “For this brief flash of joy” [continues the prayer found in the original version].

--(pages 82-83)



(Trivia alert: In the original series, the couples say their vows and Bruce Barnes thanks God for all the smiles, the embraces, the kisses, and the prayer. Buck immediately asks to see the secret shelter. The five adults leave Bruce's office and go to the shelter. There, Bruce prays his “flash of joy” prayer. In the alternative version starring Judd and Vicki, the eavesdropping teens do not hear any reference to the secret shelter; no adult mentions it; and the adults never go there.)


By the way, good job you're doing here, Mouse. Haven't been here before but it looks like fun.

Mouse said...

Welcome to the blog, Old Maid. I should warn you: the kids' job is mainly to serve as witnesses to the adults. In other words, nothing happens.

Firedrake said...

The Old Maid, clearly the kids aren't allowed to know about the hole in the ground, I mean secret shelter, so God sends them strong delusions... or something. (The adults would never survive as a resistance group without God's help...)

The Old Maid said...

And the adults in turn witness what the villains are doing. I haven't pored over the Kids' series to the extent of the adult version, but my impression is that the kids' job is to witness to left-behind adults, to go to jail a lot, and to get killed a lot. In the adult series, I think Hattie spends most of the time in jail so that the others don't have to.

Thanks for the welcome, Mouse. Keep up the good work.

Kish said...

Hattie, of course, gets the most disagreeable job on L&J's checklist. "To show how horrible the One World Government is, we need to have them imprison someone who winds up a Christian! No, it can't be Rayford or Buck, that would be totally not manly and potentially scare our readers..."