Sunday, April 10, 2011

There is No Power in the Blood

Okay, so Judd and the other manly members of the YTF are debating what to do about uniforms whether to go along with the crowd and wear the doves or to stand out and wear red Xs. Me, I wonder why the NWO would give them a choice in this. I suppose they hope the Christians will single themselves out, but really can you count on that? I guess Ellanjay is trying to draw parallels with the Jews in Nazi Germany being forced to wear yellow stars but the thing is, they weren't given a choice. They weren't asked to wear either swastikas or stars; it was stars all the way. So add this to a long list of things Ellanjay know nothing about.

Oh and I was wrong: I thought Vicki was being sent to an Adult facility but apparently she is being sent to live with you guessed it, Bruce "Useless" Barnes. Oh and if you're wondering she and Chaya will be living together in Bruce's house and the heretic in me wants to write some femmeslash, but I'm too lazy. I'd like to remind y'all I'm still accepting fanfiction for this series. It doesn't have to be Vicki/Chaya femmeslash; frankly I want fics about Ryan's parents.

Anyway, they talk about the news how there's theft and violence everywhere which is surely a sign of the End Times. :eyeroll: Uh, tribbles I hate to break it to you but fastforward to 2011, US is involved in three military quagmires and theft and violence is pretty much all over the evening news and Jesus still hasn't come back.

But then again, this is another failure of imagination on Ellanjay's part. They occasionally mention violence but it's always in far-off places; so far the only one who has experienced real suffering as a result of the Tribulation is Vicki. (I'm not counting Ryan because he immediately forgot about his dead parents when he became a Christian. I'm not kidding; there hasn't been a single mention since his conversion.)

Judd tells his friends about the fact there's little money in his father's bank account and they decide the best thing to do is for him to go to Israel with Bruce. Yeah, I don't get it either. Anyway they get to Israel in time for Nicky Chittagong to announce the new temple. Moise and Eli are there as well, and I'm starting to wonder if they have some sort of Tourette's Syndrome only one that causes them to shout random bible verses rather than the usual swears.

In the second chapter, we finally get some mention of Ryan. At last! I was starting to wonder if he had managed to escape the books and he and Tom and Josey and Verna and Hattie were hanging out together drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes and talking about their lot in life.

Okay basically Ryan spends his time hanging out among the stacks of bibles and reflecting on how everyone ignores him. Okay, maybe he doesn't use the exact word, "ignore," but he seems aware that he's a background character and doesn't complain too much about it.

Meanwhile Vicki meets up with Chloe Steele, who's worried about her dad. Why I don't know. Since Rayford Steele is Tim LaHaye Mary Sue surrogate, he's destined to survive to the end of the series.

Anyway, she and Vicki gossip about guys. Apparently her dad's relationship with Amanda White is progressing faster than her relationship with Buck Williams. I could make a joke about this being the case with two virgins but I don't think I will. Anyway, here's what she has to say.

Chloe shook her head. "My dad says he may be married before Buck and I are."
"Your dad? Marry who?"
"Amanda White," Chloe said. "She knew my mom. It took my dad some time, but they're getting serious."


Okay that last part screws with the chronology in so many ways. Granted Ellanjay have been playing coy about just how much time has passed since God slaughtered all the children, but they make it sound like Rayford and Amanda have been dating for months, not days.

"Buck hasn't proposed?" Vicki said.
"No and I'm not going to push him. The night he left for New York he told me he wished I could come with him."
"Why didn't you?"
"That would be inappropriate," Chloe said sarcastically. "Anyway, being apart has helped me love him even more."


Oh this passage is begging for some dirty jokes specifically about Chloe dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters, but I don't think I will mention that. I'll just say that in Ellanjayland even hip college students are into Victorian-style courtship.

What are the manly men up to? Well they're busy making a website as a means of distributing the Underground. They're still printing up paper copies but now they have a website to post Bruce's ramblings on. And we get some criticism in there.

"Everybody has their own interpretation of the Bible," the message read. "Stop trying to scare people into believing what you believe."


Pretty half-hearted critique. I would have pointed out that this interpretation that Bruce clings to didn't exist before some Darby guy put it together in the 19th century and point out how it ties God's hands and denies the power of his love. But that's just me. Ellanjay have existed in an echo chamber for so long, I don't think they know what criticism sounds like.

Bruce naturally compares himself to Jesus and they watch some footage of a temple sacrifice. Because those eeevil Jews with their stubborn "La-la-la...Can't hear you" denial of Christ have decided to start sacrificing animals again, Zod has started turning the blood from the animals into water.

Bruce explains.

"The Jews who didn't believe that Jesus is Messiah have gone back to sacrificing animalsto show their devotion to God," Bruce said. "What they're doing is rejecting the sacrifice Jesus made on the cross. They're doing it their own way and that's displeasing to God.
"But why does it have to be blood?" Ryan said.
"Blood is the symbol of forgiveness," Bruce said. "In the Old Testament it says there is no forgiveness of sin without shedding of blood. That's why Jesus had to die. By turning the blood to water--something powerless--God is showing his disapproval of the sacrifices in the new temple.


Okay, there's a lot of wrong in here to unpack and I'm afraid I'm not able to do it all. I lack Fred's knowledge of theology and I lack a knowledge of Jewish law and customs. I'm just going to end this post by saying that I don't believe my God's hands are tied by blood or the lack therof.

8 comments:

Firedrake said...

This uniform-choice thing seems utterly bizarre to me. I mean, if they said "join our volunteer Be Nice To People Corps [PS We're Evil Really] and wear its uniform, or wear a different uniform" there might be some point to it...

How old is Vicki supposed to be? "Fourteen and looked eighteen" in her introduction. Am I alone in getting a little squicked by her discussing Chloe's relationships? Or did I miss a big gap in the timeline?

Redwood said...

Lehaye and Jenkins are partly right and partly wrong here about Judaism and sacrifice. If the Temple were re-established, then Orthodox Jews would in fact resume sacrifices.

But Jewish sacrifice doesn't require blood. It isn't just animals that are sacrificed, but also fruits, grain, and so forth.

Here's a good page about sacrifice from the Orthodox perspective.

http://www.jewfaq.org/qorbanot.htm

aunursa said...

"Amanda White," Chloe said. "She knew my mom. It took my dad some time, but they're getting serious."

It would be more appropriate to ay that Amanda met her mom. Both Tribulation Force and the prequel The Rapture establish that Amanda met Irene at a bible study the morning of the Rapture.

aunursa said...

"The Jews who didn't believe that Jesus is Messiah have gone back to sacrificing animalsto show their devotion to God," Bruce said. "What they're doing is rejecting the sacrifice Jesus made on the cross. They're doing it their own way and that's displeasing to God.

That's not true. The Jews wouldn't resume sacrifices as a rejection of Jesus. The Jews would resume sacrificies because that is what God told them to do (in the Torah.)

"Blood is the symbol of forgiveness," Bruce said. "In the Old Testament it says there is no forgiveness of sin without shedding of blood. That's why Jesus had to die.

Bruce is probably referring to Lev 17:11, which Christian theologians cite. This verse says, "For the life of a creature is in the blood, and I have given it to you to make atonement for yourselves on the altar; it is the blood that makes atonement for one’s life."

Christians who cite this verse take it out of context to prove that blood is required for atonement. However Lev 17:11 is NOT saying that only blood may be used for atonement (i.e. no other method of atonement is valid). Rather, it says that blood may only be used for atonement (i.e. that blood may not be used for any other purpose.) Christian theologians who hold to the former interpretation ignore the context of Lev 17:10-14.

Firedrake said...

aunursa, that's quite long enough for Amanda to... know... Irene (in the Genesis 4:1 sense).

(I know, I'm not the slashy type, but some of this stuff really writes itself.)

aunursa said...

“There was a peace, a gentleness, a kindness, a serenity about her that I had never seen in anyone else. She had confidence, but she was humble. She was outgoing, yet not pushy or self-promoting. I loved her immediately.
Tribulation Force, p 411

Touché.

Mouse said...

I want to think you Aunursa, once again for filling in the gaps of my knowledge of Judaism. I knew Bruce was full of crap but I just didn't have the knowledge needed to explain it. Thank you for doing it for me.

Also, as you can probably tell, I'm firmly in favour of any Left Behind femmeslash.

Weebee said...

Hey. Sorry for commenting this far back, but this is the first time something in the book seemed just plain wrong to me, and you didn't rip it a new one. Not critiquing you, just tossing in my two cents.

First, I'd like to thank you for this set of snarks of yours. Especially reading through them now, knowing they're complete, I use an audio reader due to vision problems, and I've got 33 HOURS of your entertainment ahead of me which I'm looking forward to.

You've made my week, so thank you.

Second, on to the book.

Bruce... did you just say with a streight face that water "has no power?" Look, I get what he meant, it isn't good for sacrificial atonement, but... seriously?

I'm NOT a Christian scholar, so I might be wrong on this, but I'm fairly sure, especially in the old testiment, water had a LOT of power. These are people who spent a very long time in very erid environments. Water is referenced many times over the pages of the bible, both literally and metaphorically, and almost all of those times it's important. The sign of a miracle, as bringing springs out of dry earth, or the method of cleansing, physical or spiritual, or, hell, do "The waters of life" ring a bell?

Granted, I could be wrong about this. I'm not a christian scholar, or a christian for that matter, but... "Water, something powerless," seems jarringly wrong to me coming out of the mouth of a christian paster.